MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA -- News hit the street early morning that Hyagosh Gl'Tala, the fourth to last user of the Netscape web browser, has turned his coat, leaving only three users of the software world wide.
    "I don't understand. I just spoke to the last guy last week, and things seemed to be going well," said Netscape Communications President Jim Bankoff. "I thought we had a good relationship with the guy. He liked the new toolbars and everything."
    Hyagosh, a computer researcher in Indonesia, said he liked the spirit of the software, but ultimately the decision was made because the 5th through 19th to last users' headless bodies kept being discovered in area swamps. He also reportedly likes colored scroll bars and form buttons.
    Netscape, once believed to be the most popular single piece of software ever, faced a slow but steady decline against the towering software maker Microsoft. The squabble between the two companies was the focus of a government anti-trust suit which has yet to be settled.