NEW YORK CITY -- With the Sir Cam and Code Red worms swarming the internet, respectable online news publication the Daily Sedative late Thursday night was hit by a virus which apparently inserted numerous small grammatical and factual errors into many of the popular web site's articles.
    Daily Sedative editor Klaff Roberts said, "My God, it looks like a bunch of chimps spat this garbage out. It's going to take our copy editors weeks to sort through all the mess- in fact, many of the problems may never be found."
    Users have been streaming in reports run-on sentences, mistranslations and weak metaphors in all areas of the web site. "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, çe soir" actually translates to "Will you sleep with
    me tonight?" not "Please lay down with me tonight," wrote one reader.