SEOUL -- North Korea has doubled its hamster-electric dynamo energy production, senior intelligence officials said under conditions of anonymity. Reports suggest that the technology has generalized to all manners of rodentia, including mice, rats, gerbils and even rabbits, a feat previously thought impossible.
    The engineering spectacle was met with worldwide suprise. Matthew Montas at the London School of Engineering was impressed. "They must even have them in serial and parallel configuration," he said.
    The Bush administration warned North Korea yesterday that testing a dynamo powered by a guinea pig would be a serious act of "defiance" and would force the United States and its regional partners to consider new punitive steps against Pyongyang.