SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- Iraq's dangerous and illegal weapons program was found today, White House officials said this morning. The program was discovered in a bowl of Wendy's chili in San Jose, California.
    "This is an unbelievable, outrageous find," White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said. "This proves once and for all that Saddam Hussein was a danger to the world."
    Officials at Wendy's questioned the find. "There is no way that Saddam Hussein's weapons could have somehow gotten into our supply chain, nor could it possibly fit into a single 2.5 ounce bowl of chili," said a Wendy's executive.