SAN FRANCISCO -- A San Francisco-area woman has reported finding Michael Jackson's music career in a bowl of Wendy's chili, her lawyers said in a press conference.
    It is unclear how Michael Jackson's career could have ended up in the Wendy's dish.
    "There is no way that Michael Jackson's career could have been anywhere near the Wendy's production process, and no production employees are known to have had it and lost it," said a Wendy's spokesperson.