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Howard Deans Hunts Rabbit Using Only His Own Mouth

WASHINGTON, DC -- Democratic presidential hopeful Howard Dean took a break from campaigning this week to go hunting for small game including rabbit. Unlike other candidates, and unlike most participants of the sport, Dean vowed to use no man-made tools and complete all the stages of the hunt using only his own hands and mouth.
    "His decision forgo tools shows voters he's resourceful," said one Washington, DC based analyst. "And it may segue nicely into a re-emphasis of the dental care segment of his health care plan."

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