REDMOND, WA -- This morning software juggernaut unveiled tantalizing details of its newest gaming console, the Y-Box. The new system will include a special scaled processor and three performance modules. Microsoft even said the new device would be expandable, supporting up to 14 Yeebobytes of JAM and up to two defrombulators per unit.
    Consumers were confused by the announcement, and critics say that "defrombulators" and "Yeebobytes" are meaningless words. "Still," one San Francisco-based technology analyst said, "Microsoft can do pretty much whatever it wants."