RACINE, WI -- "Now we can finally heighten the joy and greatness of the Windex experience," said SC Johnson CEO William Perez, commenting on the introduction of the new green-colored variety of Windex glass and surface cleaner. The substance had previously been available only in blue.
    "It will finally allow everyone take vicarious pleasure in the singular magnificence of the Windex empire," he continued.
    SC Johnson is opening 14 new factories to produce the new color, according to industry reports.