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USS Reagan to Be Given to Iran

NORFOLK, VA -- On Saturday America's newest and most advanced aircraft carrier, the USS Ronald Reagan, set sail for the very first time, en route to Iran in a secretive and illegal weapons transaction.
    "Reagan was a great man and a great president," said Vice-President Dick Cheney, "The Islamic Republic of Iran will make great use of the ship named after him."
    The ship is the first to be named after a living president.

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