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NASA Explodes over Texas

HOUSTON -- This morning the Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrated during re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere, sending millions of pieces of NASA across south eastern Texas.
    At 8:53 am, ground control noticed a temperature malfunction in the left wing of the incoming shuttle only moments later to find itself and the rest of the $15 billion dollar agency strewn across a hundred-mile debris field in a spectacular explosion.

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