TRENTON, NJ -- A spokesmen speaking from the bathroom of the 3rd floor of Monroe Hall, Rutgers University today announced the new slogan for shower stall B, "Stall B: the one that smells slightly less like urine."
    Stall B has been working feverishly to improve its image after a scandal last semester whereby the fat annoying kid on the floor apparently engaged in a sexual act with his fatter, more annoying girlfriend while using it. The fat kid was an outspoken proponent of the "pulling out" contraceptive technique. Ever since the event stall B's commissions have suffered greatly, with their stock aproaching new lows.
    "I've said it before, and I'll say it again, companies without solid financials have no business being traded publicly," reportedly said Fed chairman Alan Greenspan at a recent Federal Open Market Committee meeting.
    Stall A representatives were quoted as retorting, "There are still rumors of defecation taking place in stall B several years ago. I would watch my step in there, if I were a resident."