WASHINGTON, DC -- In a bid to re-brand the war against Iraq as a part of the overwhelmingly popular War on Terrorism Trilogy, the White House has announced it will be re-releasing footage from the 1991 Persian Gulf with exciting new digitally-generated terrorism scenes.
    Some viewers may not notice subtle changes in the experience, for instance President Bush's famous speech has been rewritten so that he does not call Saddam Hussein "an evil man", but instead "an evil terrorist".
    White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer defended the use of generated images. "We need to establish a different set of criteria for this war, since we've seen the public's taste in wars has differed," he said. "Osama bin Laden was from Saudi Arabia, and Saddam Hussein wanted to invade Saudi Arabia, so I think it's pretty clear why Desert Storm: Prequel to the Fury is such an important part of this series, one which should be continued."
    And according to industry rumors, the script to the next war in Iraq, finished more than 2 years ago, is being hastily rewritten to add terrorism themes now central to the ongoing series.