WASHINGTON, DC -- "Absolutely," said President Bush in a speech, "I absolutely can't fucking wait to invade Iraq." He also added, "It's gonna be so fucking good."
    The Bush administration has shown daily endorsements for an "inevitable" war on Iraq in almost daily high level Pentagon leaks regarding the subject. Bush aides described the "unavoidable" war as driving the President into ecstasy beyond words.
    Mr. Bush also said he "can't fucking understand" the total lack of support on the war from the department of defense, US congress and American people, and hinted that he will proceed without their consent or notice if necessary.