LAS VEGAS, NV -- "Episode III is yet another major let-down" reported superhacker Kevin Mitnick, who described the film as "extremely disappointing". The world-renowned hacker stunned security executives by being somehow able to hack, crack and leak onto the internet a major motion picture before it was even filmed.
    "We now have to face the possibility that a hostile intruder could be able to break into computer systems before their developers began creating them," said a Computer Associates security advisor. "Needless to say, this a new era in internet security."
    Mitnick said he would do his best to clean up the film before its release.