WASHINGTON, DC -- President Bush urged Americans to take stock in his new business fraud task force, which met for the first time today. He urged voters to make the investment now, and look forward to great results later.
    "Now here's a task force you can put stock in," Bush said at a press conference. "It's really going to pay off in the long run."
    "When I first heard about this idea, I really bought into it, and I really don't see why both Republicans and Democrats can't buy into it, either," explained Bush. "In fact, everyone should buy in today."