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Bush Vows to "Straighten Out" Corporate Criminals

WASHINGTON, DC -- President Bush today said he was going to crack down on corporate criminals when he meets with them on weekends at country clubs, golf courses and other social events. The President warned he would interact with them extensively.
    "I'll sure let them know what's on my mind," said the President. "Especially after a few rounds of golf, and maybe a few drinks to get things settled." The White House presented no firm timeline but said there were a few engagements penciled in for next week sometime.

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