Hippies, anarchists and other anti-capitalist groups are growing stronger every day, wreaking havoc on international meetings and other dialogs they would be in favor of if they didn't exist.
   
    How can you join this growing movement of 14-19 year olds?
   

When protesting capitalism, always wear designer jeans

   

Never buy from companies that abuse their laborers, unless you are buying illegal drugs.
   
   

If you hate black people or other racial minorities, you are not a hippy. You are a neo-nazi. Hippies hate everything except black people.
   
   

Overlook the good qualities of any institution with a lot of power, such as the National Weather Service. Burn down their headquarters.
   
   

Remember this slogan: people, not profits. If you really care about people, take all of their money away.
   
   

Peace is good and war is bad. There is always a diplomatic solution to any conflict, even if it doesn't fucking exist.
   
   

We should accept other cultures the way they are. Forcefully impose this value on everyone you can.
   
   

If possible, do what is purely natural. You don't really need that polio vaccine.
   
   

Intriguing yet nonsensical statements like, "Our culture is our biggest export" are always factually correct.
   
   

Terrorists have no choice but to attack us.
   
   

Don't worry about trying to find a solution to the problems you point out. Others will pick that up later.
   
    You should be well on your way with these tips. Good luck, and don't forget to blow stuff up!