Now I have Noticed in my last editorial, that there has been considerable objections regarding my treatement over America's southern neighbor, and that I Brian prefer Canadains to Mexicans. Well let me set the record straight, I PREFER Mexicans to Canadains any day of the week. Why just look at all the useful things they will do for just a fraction of the minimum wage:
   
    1) Clean your house
    2) Mow your lawn
    3) Work in a nuclear reatocr while its on
    4) Role around in the mud while I toss coins at them
   
    My god the list goes on and on...
   
    Why just yesterday I hired one to play fecth with my dog. That hard worker caught every ball in the mouth that my dog threw!! I don't know any American who would do that for any price!
   
    I would like to take this time wo tell you that no longer should Mexicans be ridiculed or scorned for not yet learned the secrets of soap, but should be addressed by the titles accorded to them in the work place such as Lawn Jockey, Pizza Boy -- or any other of those prestigious jobs we have come to expect them to hold. My American Brothers and Sisters, let this be the new dawn of Understanding in our hemishpere.
   
    Brian
    International Correspondent on Human rights