The Daily Sedative
homeaboutcontactarchivesrandom articlesearchsyndication xml

Bin Laden Dead, Say Fashion Elite

PARIS -- Terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden is dead, say many of the worlds fashion aristocracy. "He has been put completely out of the picture," said Vogue fashion editor Claudia Gains, sporting a gold and cream brocade trouser suit by Favourbrook. "I wouldn't be caught dead with him next season."
    The man hasn't been spotted in weeks from Paris to Milan, a de facto "death sentence" from the most famous designers in the fashion world.
    "He is dead," said Italian designer Rodalpho Maerti, whose white tuxedo-style skirt suit stole the show at last year's fashion week extranvaganza. "He is gone. It was only a matter of time before his number was called. Until he becomes 'retro cool' in approximately 15-20 years."

Related Headlines: