NEW YORK CITY -- According to press copies of next month's editition of Talk magazine advance released today, former talk show host Rosie O'Donnell is really a "magickal warrior-halfling" sent here by an alien race from the year 2565 AD.
    Half-man, half-beast, her mission on Earth is to destroy humankind. She also said she was excited to again host the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards this year.
    "It feels so good to finally get that out in the open," she reportedly said in the interview. "Honesty is the best policy."