WASHINGTON, DC -- According to the New York Times, the Bush administration is considering restricting documents which describe how to make germ warfare weapons that it currently sells.
    The paper reported today in its Sunday edition that the US government still sells aging declassified documents on the subject, such as a 57-page report which includes plans for a "pilot factory" that could produce dried germs weapons in milled powder form, designed to lodge in human lungs, for US $15.
    "Maybe is the word," said Secretary of Homeland Defense Tom Ridge. "I'm sure there are a lot of really good reasons to keep doing something so inexplicably, insanely stupid, and we should weigh them carefully with much consideration."