SAO PAULO, BRAZIL -- In what has come as a shock to his millions of fans worldwide, Adolf Hitler has decided to set back his long awaited return to the spotlight.
    "If we do not go about our daily lives, then the terrorists will have truly won," said Hitler. "In accordance with this, I have decided to postpone my tour until further notice."
    Frequent critics, however, noted that despite his stated intentions, Hitler, being a murderer on a scale that dwarfs even Al Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden, would almost certainly become a target of US airstrikes should he return to the public forum.