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Bin Laden Threatens To Die

TORA BORA, AFGHANISTAN -- "There is no escape, there is no hope," said Saudi dissident and master terrorist Osama bin Laden, according to transcripts of intercepted communications. "America will suffer the consequences of their actions- death."
    Bin Laden has warned that massive, fiery death will be unleashed on himself and his commanders near Tora Bora if the US-led attacks do not subside.
    "We must press onward no matter what the danger," replied Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield today in a press conference at the Pentagon. The US military is reportedly moving to infuse more laser-guided "smart" bombs, 15,000 pound "daisy cutter" bombs, 105mm Howitzer Cannon-armed AC-130H Gunships and B-52s equipped with 80-strong cluster munition dumb bombs to the area.
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