WASHINGTON, DC -- "I wish they would just stop fucking around," said President Bush today at a press luncheon. "Can't they see this isn't the best fucking time for this?"
    The President was referring to the widespread incursion of Israeli forces into Palestinian territory after an Israeli cabinet minister was assassinated.
    "That is SO gay," said White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer. He further called the Israeli action as "totally lame."
    "We're really in the middle of something important right now," said Secretary of State Colin Powell. "We don't have the time to deal with this kind of shit, so just chill out, alright?" Powell pleaded.
    The United States' harsh rhetoric marks a higher water mark in Israel-US tensions since Prime Minister Ariel Sharon called President Bush a "fuckup" and the White House calling Sharon a "dickweed."