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Greens: Give Peace A Chance- Vote Neville Chamberlain

WASHINGTON, DC -- Peace protesters in Washington say this is the time to question our leadership, and elect a new leader who knows the means of the new challenges ahead. According to the Green Party leadership, that man is Neville Chamberlain.
    Proponents say Chamberlain is the ideal man for the job.
    "He has a lot of experience negotiating with other leaders," said Samantha Darli, an American University student.
    "This is a serious problem, and it should be solved through diplomatic means," said another protestor. "I'm sure you can reason with these people."
    "We've been through tough times before, like the Lockerbie bombings, the bombings of our embassies in Africa and that other bombing of the World Trade Center," said another dressed in black. "We need to really just give peace a chance."
    While many followers showed their support, critics say that Chamberlain is a Washington outsider, is a not a US citizen and has been dead for almost 60 years.

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