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Chat Room Posters Urge: NUKE DIE DIE DIE

PALO ALTO, CA -- The on-line chat rooms throughout the internet have been flooded with traffic full of people ready to discuss the recent important events. A cautious, measured retalitation would be appropriate, said posters in one AOL chat room, and only once the perpetrators had been identified and tracked down should suh an attack be fully requisite and apropos.
    "drop the boms, drop them anywhere then drop bom them again," said AOL user pappyisthebest in a room-wide brainstorm.
    While free world may stand united in defiance and resolve the long-running response ramifications on the character of the American pleb have yet to be determined.
    TBD12324 agreed, arguing "NUKE those fuckers. kill all the towelheads."
    The desire for vengeance may be overwhelming, said other online chatterers, but calmness in the wake of such an emotional embroilment would be a display of strength that could strike true fear into the heart of any enemy.
    "WE"RE Going to Afganistan, we're gonna BOMB those sand niggaz," wrote Anal Cashier 666 in a lengthy respite.

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